نكات وطرائف

موضوع: نكات وطرائف الثلاثاء 19 مايو 2009, 11:14 pm

*فارة سكرت.. كعدت الصبح شافت بزون ميت.. كالت اعرف نفسي من اسكر اسوي مشاكل

*واحد عراقي من المهاجرين لسوريا لكى بالشارع المصباح السحري
فركة جان يطلعلة خادم المصباح ... كلة الخادم شبيك لبيك ...
كالة العراقي رحمة لوالديك ما ترجع العراق لوضعيتة الزينة ..... كلة المارد ( دكوم ولك متشوفني طافر لسوريا)

*واحد معيدي كتب على رقم سيارته ابو عليوي.. گالوله ليش؟؟؟ گال قابل ابو ظبي احسن مني

*دليمي يحجي لمرتة هلكد شاركت بمعارك وانتصرنة وهيجي ضربنة العدو ومرة بطلقة وحدة كتلت خمسين واحد كلتلة مرتة هيج انت شجاع ؟كللهة اي واللة حتى اتذكر بوحدة من المعارك استشهدت.

*صايع تايب.. يرجم الشيطان و هو متلثم.. سألوه ليش ؟ قال اخاف احتاجه يوم من الايام

*دليمي طلب من كردي ان يطلعه قجغ (تهريب) من العراق ... فالكردي كله بسيته كاكا راح اخليك بالكونية واشيلك على ظهري .. وصلو للحدود وكفو الكردي .. كلوله كاكا هازا شنو بالكونية .. كله كاكا هازا نعالات ..
طلع الدليمي من الكونية ... وكلله تخسسسسسسسسسسسى

*سألوالكردي شنو الطير الي يبدأ اسمه بحرف الكاف ؟؟ قال كنتاكي

*محشش راح يكشف على اسنانه عند الدكتور كاله الدكتور يرادلك تقويم .. كاله المحشش هجري لو ميلادي

*من اقوال مام جلال حفضه الله ورعاه ... التانكي الكبير يحتاج ماء اكثر من التانكي الصغير

* واحد انفشخ.. ابو ودا للمضمد كله اشكد تاخذ واتخيطه.. كله المضمد عشرة الاف.. كله عيني دكه بسامير

*سألوا واحد سكير! كلولة ماهي فائدة الشرب.. كللهم يقوي البصر.. كلولة شلون يقوي البصر ..كال اشوف الواحد ثنين

Jokes and jokes

* Mouse Skrt .. Shaft Kaadt morning Bzon dead .. I hurled myself Tope Asi
Problems

* One of the Iraqi-Syrian immigrants to street magic lamp
Frckp Jean Italaalp server lamp ... The entire server Cbik Here ...
The mercy of the Iraqi agency to your parents that due to Iraq Odeitp decorations ..... All giant (
You Dikum Michuffine mutant of Syria)

* A re-written on the car, Abu Aluj .. گالوله Why??? Abu Dhabi is گال
The best of me

* Ihadji the lawyer for his wife, Hlkd participated Antsrnp battles and strategy, and once the enemy and their own shot
Unit Ktlt fifty, one of his wife, Haig Kllp You brave? Kllahp any God so I remember
The unity of the fighting cited.

* Type Saya .. Stone the devil is veiled .. Asked him why? He's afraid of my
Days

* The lawyer asked the Kurds to keep Akjg (smuggling) from Iraq ... Valcardi all Bsith
Kaka has Akhlik globalization and Achelk on my back .. The Salo-border Kurdish Kov ..
Kaka Klolh Haza What globalization .. All Kaka Anaalat Haza ..
Dulaimi did not turn out of the global ... The dog Taksssssssssssy

* What Solualcardi birds begin to name the word enough?? Said Kentucky

* Stoned which reveals one's teeth at the agency, Dr. Dr. Iradlk Calendar .. Agency
AH Mahch if AD

* It is based Hvdah Mam Jalal Al-Sabah ... Altanki great need of more water
Altanki small

* One Anfchk .. Abu terms of the dresser and take the whole Ashkd Atejeth .. All ten Alamadmd
Thousands .. The eyes of the entire bench Bassamer

* Asked a drunkard! Klolp What is the benefit of drinking .. Kllahm strengthens the sight .. Klolp how
Strengthen the sight of one Shuf .. Cal Tnin2

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عجيب غريب كتب:: Jokes and jokes

* Mouse Skrt .. Shaft Kaadt morning Bzon dead .. I hurled myself Tope Asi
Problems

* One of the Iraqi-Syrian immigrants to street magic lamp
Frckp Jean Italaalp server lamp ... The entire server Cbik Here ...
The mercy of the Iraqi agency to your parents that due to Iraq Odeitp decorations ..... All giant (
You Dikum Michuffine mutant of Syria)

* A re-written on the car, Abu Aluj .. گالوله Why??? Abu Dhabi is گال
The best of me

* Ihadji the lawyer for his wife, Hlkd participated Antsrnp battles and strategy, and once the enemy and their own shot
Unit Ktlt fifty, one of his wife, Haig Kllp You brave? Kllahp any God so I remember
The unity of the fighting cited.

* Type Saya .. Stone the devil is veiled .. Asked him why? He's afraid of my
Days

* The lawyer asked the Kurds to keep Akjg (smuggling) from Iraq ... Valcardi all Bsith
Kaka has Akhlik globalization and Achelk on my back .. The Salo-border Kurdish Kov ..
Kaka Klolh Haza What globalization .. All Kaka Anaalat Haza ..
Dulaimi did not turn out of the global ... The dog Taksssssssssssy

* What Solualcardi birds begin to name the word enough?? Said Kentucky

* Stoned which reveals one's teeth at the agency, Dr. Dr. Iradlk Calendar .. Agency
AH Mahch if AD

* It is based Hvdah Mam Jalal Al-Sabah ... Altanki great need of more water
Altanki small

* One Anfchk .. Abu terms of the dresser and take the whole Ashkd Atejeth .. All ten Alamadmd
Thousands .. The eyes of the entire bench Bassamer

* Asked a drunkard! Klolp What is the benefit of drinking .. Kllahm strengthens the sight .. Klolp how
Strengthen the sight of one Shuf .. Cal Tnin2

عجيب غريب كتب:: Jokes and jokes

* Mouse Skrt .. Shaft Kaadt morning Bzon dead .. I hurled myself Tope Asi
Problems

* One of the Iraqi-Syrian immigrants to street magic lamp
Frckp Jean Italaalp server lamp ... The entire server Cbik Here ...
The mercy of the Iraqi agency to your parents that due to Iraq Odeitp decorations ..... All giant (
You Dikum Michuffine mutant of Syria)

* A re-written on the car, Abu Aluj .. گالوله Why??? Abu Dhabi is گال
The best of me

* Ihadji the lawyer for his wife, Hlkd participated Antsrnp battles and strategy, and once the enemy and their own shot
Unit Ktlt fifty, one of his wife, Haig Kllp You brave? Kllahp any God so I remember
The unity of the fighting cited.

* Type Saya .. Stone the devil is veiled .. Asked him why? He's afraid of my
Days

* The lawyer asked the Kurds to keep Akjg (smuggling) from Iraq ... Valcardi all Bsith
Kaka has Akhlik globalization and Achelk on my back .. The Salo-border Kurdish Kov ..
Kaka Klolh Haza What globalization .. All Kaka Anaalat Haza ..
Dulaimi did not turn out of the global ... The dog Taksssssssssssy

* What Solualcardi birds begin to name the word enough?? Said Kentucky

* Stoned which reveals one's teeth at the agency, Dr. Dr. Iradlk Calendar .. Agency
AH Mahch if AD

* It is based Hvdah Mam Jalal Al-Sabah ... Altanki great need of more water
Altanki small

* One Anfchk .. Abu terms of the dresser and take the whole Ashkd Atejeth .. All ten Alamadmd
Thousands .. The eyes of the entire bench Bassamer

* Asked a drunkard! Klolp What is the benefit of drinking .. Kllahm strengthens the sight .. Klolp how
Strengthen the sight of one Shuf .. Cal Tnin2

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